A Great Aussie Love Story equal to Romeo and Juliet.

Gazza is driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when
He sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Gazza slams on the brakes and yells:

"Shazza what the hell d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says:

"G'day Gazza. You got me preggas,
So now I'm gonna kill meself".

Gazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Jeez Shazza", he says

"Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too"

And drives off.