Thank you for your troll. Your troll has been evaluated by our panel of experts. Here are the results of our tests.

We found that your troll was...

[ ] Incomprehensible

[ ] Offensive

[x] Just plain stupid

[x] Without merit

[ ] Grammatically incorrect

[ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors

[ ] Laden with circular reasoning

[x] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities

[x] Too similar to other trolls submitted in the past

You could improve your troll considerably by...

[x] Including a few actual facts

[ ] Taking remedial English lessons

[ ] Mentioning that you are a MVP

[x] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have

[ ] Swearing more

[ ] Including more colorful personal insults

[ ] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more

[ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once

[x] Ranting incoherently

[ ] Using religious or racial slurs

[ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and "Professional" more frequently

[ ] Using childish taunts

[x] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har"

[ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch

[ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll

[ ] Using all capital letters

[ ] Focusing more on those areas in which "your" view is better than “their" view

[x] Exaggerate more; you need not be limited by facts

Please get a...

[x] life

[x] grip

[x] job

[x] clue

[x] note from your mom

 

You should...

[x] Have someone at Microsoft review your postings

[ ] Save your postings for later and think if you really want to send them

[x] Take your medication

[ ] Not have "one for the road" next time

[x] Stay in school

[ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post

[ ] Get your ego boost some other way

[ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just the people you are mad at

[x] Put up a web site with your name on it to show the world

[ ] Take down your web site, it's not very good

 

Suggested other activities besides trolling...

[x] Posting something constructive

[ ] Helping someone else

[x] Spending some time with your family instead of your computer

[ ] Working off that big pot belly

[ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital

[x] Consider another hobby that does not require contact with other humans e.g. mortuary science

 

Thank you for your submission.

You have...

[ ] passed

[ ] passed with honors

[ ] failed, must try harder

[x] failed ignominiously.