A man finds an old, dirty lamp on a beach and gave it a good rub. To his surprise a genie pops out.

"You have awakened me from my sleep but seeing that I am a genie I have to grant you three wishes" said the genie,"but I am no ordinary genie. You just have to think about your wish and it will immediately come true."

Impressed with the setup the man goes home and thinks about his first wish. Just as he thinks about it there is a knock on the front door. He openes it and sees a thousand of the most beautifull women in front of his house and they all want him.....censorred

Tired, he consideres his second wish. Just as he thinks of it there is a knock on his front door. He opens it and finds a bag with $10000000 in cash (notice it is not Rand) .

Very impressed he thinks about his second wish. Again a knock on the front door. He opens it and find the K.K.K. in there dress, burning crosses, on horseback. They grab him, drag him to the nearest tree, throw a rope over it and he gets executed.

The genie sat on a branch not far of and thinks by himself "You grant a person any three wishes and what does he wish for? To have a thousand of the most beautifull woman, ten million dollars and to be hung like a nigger!"