They come across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement, and decide
to phone the police.

The Carlton fan could not bear to see the undignified woman lying on the
floor in such a manner, and took off his Carlton cap and placed it over
the woman's left breast.

Not to be outdone the Essendon fan, removed his
cap and placed it over the woman's right breast.

Similarly, the Collingwood fan felt he could be of assistance and removed his cap and
placed it over her groin area.

Now, when the police arrived, the 3 football fans had to stick around
for questioning by the police.

They watched the officer inspect the scene of the crime.

The officer picked up the cap from the left breast, had a peek, put the
cap down and then wrote down some notes. He then picked up the cap from
the right breast, had a peek, put the cap down and wrote down some
notes.

Next, of course, was the cap over the groin area. The officer
picked up the cap, put it down and then wrote some notes. He picked up
the cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes. For the third
time, the officer did the same thing which infuriated the hell out of
the Collingwood fan to the point where he went up to the officer.

"What are you? Some kind of pervert? Why do you keep looking there?"
asked the obviously annoyed Collingwood fan.

The officer replied "It's just weird - normally, you'd expect to see a
prick under a Collingwood cap!"