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Written by David McKenzie   
Sunday, 26 July 2009 06:16
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better
To drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Last Updated on Sunday, 26 July 2009 06:21