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Written by David McKenzie   
Friday, 05 March 2010 05:42

Don't Get Scared , it happens to everyone and it never kills !!

 

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

 

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In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

 

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An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

 

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In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

 


 

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Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

 

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In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.

 

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At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.)


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Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

 

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YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!