* 1972: The perfect high
* 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

* 1972: Acid rock
* 2002: Acid reflux

* 1972: Moving to California because it's cool
* 2002: Moving to California because it's warm

* 1972: Growing pot
* 2002: Growing pot belly

* 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
* 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

* 1972: Seeds and stems
* 2002: Roughage

* 1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
* 2002: Popping joints

* 1972: Killer weed
* 2002: Weed killer

* 1972: The Grateful Dead
* 2002: Dr. Kevorkian

* 1972: Going to a new, hip joint
* 2002: Receiving a new hip joint

* 1972: Rolling Stones
* 2002: Kidney Stones

* 1972: Being called into the principal's office
* 2002: Calling the principal's office

* 1972: Screw the system
* 2002: Upgrade the system

* 1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
* 2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

* 1972: Taking acid
* 2002: Taking antacid

* 1972: Passing the drivers' test
* 2002: Passing the vision test

* 1972: Whatever
* 2002: Depends